May 3, 2010 – I, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the champion of the non-proliferation movement, son of Sabaghian the barber, formally of the village of Aradan, ideological and spiritual follower of Ayatollah Mohammad Taghi Mesbah Yazdi, antisemite and Holocaust denier, supporter of women’s rights, father of intimidation, torture and cruelty towards my fellow Iranians, leader of religious intolerance, of the discriminatory treatment of minorities by reason of their religious beliefs, supporter of terrorist groups, etc., etc., etc. . . by return engagement, cordially invite you to listen to my speech this Monday morning. If you’re coming to the UN, please dress suitably, other than in green.